Sunday, October 23, 2011

No Strings Attached?

In walks this hooker.

She is six feet tall and blonde.

She is wearing a dress that barely covers her boobs and ass.

She is nasty.

She is accompanying a gentleman dressed in fancy business attire. 

As she is walking towards the bathroom, I am approaching the service bar area to collect my table's drinks. 

Puke begins to foment in the edges of my mouth when I take notice of a tampon string hanging out of this woman's dress.

It would be much appreciated, lady, if you never came back to my restaurant. Also, no one is interested in seeing your period paraphernalia on display, PERIOD!