I'm going to make this short and sweet.
If you haven't been to Ten Tables Restaurant in Jamaica Plain, Cambridge, or Provincetown: Go as soon as you get the chance!!
The food is spectacular. The service is excellent. The ambience is immeasurably warm.
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Ten Tables Restaurant
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Bang For Your Buck....
Hey, listen! Times are tough economically. As a restaurant waiter, I know this just as well as the next guy. People aren't spending and those that do spend seem to be fiscally conservative in the tipping procedure.
Here's a tip for you:
You want to get great food for free?
Here's how:
Go into any Joe's American Bar and Grill location (they can be found all along the east coast from Paramus, New Jersey to Boca Raton, Florida), order whatever it is you would like to eat, finish it, and then complain that it all sucked.
When the manager asks why you didn't say anything earlier, DON'T BACK DOWN. Tell the manager that you didn't feel "comfortable complaining" and that you "didn't want to get the server in trouble."
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER complain about the service when executing this stunt, unless you want the poor bastard to get fired. These companies live by the "spite your nose to save your face" mantra, and, in fact, will terminate that server there on the spot. If it just so happens that the service, coincidentally, does suck....then roast him or her. Fuck it! Right?
Companies like these are so guest-oriented that they will DO anything and EVERYTHING to preserve that clientele, even if said clientele is a HUGE, GIGANTIC PAIN in the ass.
So, have a fantastic night on the town by ripping off these corporate pricks.
A little Food For Thought (literally):
Notable menu items include:
NY Sirloin Strip
Chicken Piccatta
Grilled Salmon
Prime Rib
Steak Tips
Chicken Milanese
Apple Crisp
Charles River Pie
Strawberry Cheesecake
Here's a tip for you:
You want to get great food for free?
Here's how:
Go into any Joe's American Bar and Grill location (they can be found all along the east coast from Paramus, New Jersey to Boca Raton, Florida), order whatever it is you would like to eat, finish it, and then complain that it all sucked.
When the manager asks why you didn't say anything earlier, DON'T BACK DOWN. Tell the manager that you didn't feel "comfortable complaining" and that you "didn't want to get the server in trouble."
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER complain about the service when executing this stunt, unless you want the poor bastard to get fired. These companies live by the "spite your nose to save your face" mantra, and, in fact, will terminate that server there on the spot. If it just so happens that the service, coincidentally, does suck....then roast him or her. Fuck it! Right?
Companies like these are so guest-oriented that they will DO anything and EVERYTHING to preserve that clientele, even if said clientele is a HUGE, GIGANTIC PAIN in the ass.
So, have a fantastic night on the town by ripping off these corporate pricks.
A little Food For Thought (literally):
Notable menu items include:
NY Sirloin Strip
Chicken Piccatta
Grilled Salmon
Prime Rib
Steak Tips
Chicken Milanese
Apple Crisp
Charles River Pie
Strawberry Cheesecake
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